My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
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