What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
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