What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
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