What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
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