Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
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