When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.