Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.