What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!