When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
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