What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Go to BabaMail
