Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
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