How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
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