If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
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