My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
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