Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!