How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
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