How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
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