Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
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