Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
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