What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I love you a tot!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
I like you a latke!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
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