My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
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