How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
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