I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.