What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
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