What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
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