A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
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