The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
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