I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
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