What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
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