Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
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