There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
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