What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
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