Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
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