The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
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