What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
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