What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
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