Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.