Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
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