We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
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