What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
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