What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
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