What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
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