Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
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