I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
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