What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
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