Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
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