Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
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