Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
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