What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
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