I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
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