Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
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