What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
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