A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
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