What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
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