What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.