What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
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